With Sara’s leisure / hobo time winding down, she decided it was time to cash in the wonderful going away gift that her Book Club ladies gave her.  Luckily, she decided to bring me along! We were headed to the CBD to eat at a Middle Eastern restaurant named Maha. So, we hopped onto a tram and rode into the city.

First, we stopped at the Bull and Bear Pub for a few warm up drinks. The pub reminded Sara of the Regal Beagle of Three’s Company fame and I couldn’t disagree.  After finishing a pint and a pot (8 oz),  we headed over to Maha for our dinner.  Note, I find it un-American that a pot of beer costs exactly half of what a pint costs.  Where is my volume discount?

After some arriving at the storefront, which was down a small alley, Sara was able to figure out how to get in the door.  I tried to go in the service entrance.  They presented us with the below menu, which had 4 choices of what do for dinner.   We chose the 4 course “Spice Journey Soufra”.  Here’s the menu.

We opted to pair our food with some Lebanese beers and enjoyed them, my pale ale by 961 Beer was spiced using Lebanese spices and was very interesting.  Sara got their Red ale.

The food was delightful and managed to fill me up and then some.  I’ll leave you to read about the various things we ate by looking at their web site or squinting really hard and looking at the image above.

After our wonderous meal, we decided to talk a bit of a walk to shake off our food coma.  I took Sara to the Crown Casino and we lost $3 playing the pokies (slots).  I showed her the shocking number of roulette tables in this casino (literally at at least 50 and more than half of their table games).  Sadly there are no craps tables here.  On our way to the tram,  we spotted a great possibility for our next date night – I know this much is TRUE.

Jon and I went to our first Australian Rules Football (aka AFL aka footy) game this weekend. The Collingwood Magpies faced off against the Adelaide Crows at Etihad Stadium. We bought general admission tickets and found seats behind a pastor and a midwife and in front of a bunch of hilariously sarcastic drunk Collingwood fans. Many things were similar to attending a sporting event in the US, but as with all things Australian there were some amusing differences. It seems like Aussies use the same four letter words we do including many complaints about “sh*t kicks” (typically kicks that went right to the other team). BUT they also use words like “putrid” and “filthy” with great fervor and those seem to be as offensive to some as actual swear words.

The first half of the game befuddled us for the most part, though I like to think we got the gist of things. Lucky for us, at the half the pastor and midwife befriended us and explained so many things including
– the guys wearing all pink are “runners” who bring in messages to the players from the coaches, who sit up above the field
and
– the clock does stop for certain things, but they don’t show the game clock in the stadium so that players don’t know how much time is left

Then again, I’m not sure that last one explained anything. I did feel like I was able to follow the second half much better. I’ll get the hang of this eventually. It’s a really fast paced game with tons of action which makes it fun to watch even if you don’t know what is going on or why people keep yelling “ball”. And if that isn’t enough to keep you entertained you may get a chuckle each time the ball goes out of bounds and the umpire turns his back to the game and tosses it over his head back into play.

I’m hoping that following footy will help me understand some of the headlines around here. Or at least be able to make a high percentage guess on which ones are referring to the AFL and which are either rugby or soccer.

Here’s a quick test I gave myself… AFL, Rugby or Soccer? (hover over to see the answers)

Dons pip Hawks by two points

FFA, Glory set for drawn-out stoush

Thurston masterclass inspires Cowboys

Now since I don’t care about soccer or rugby, I can mostly avoid stories about them. Progress!